"I met this mad frog while on the stars(acid), was weird as f@&k! Ever since then he's been sending these trippy songs through time, so I started recording them and sending them out into the ether. Guess you've got to follow the signal when it comes.......right?
"There's so much crazy s%&t going down that we had to share it! You need to check out the mad stories that we're telling here. This world just gets crazier and crazier! You really have no choice but to follow the signal.
"My sources tell me 'The Black Octopus' has been picking up distorted transmissions about this guy, 'Kung Fu Jesus'. I have no idea why but he must have some part to play in all this. We'll find out more in September/October 2026."
"I've managed to find some weird and wonderful goods from around the VoltAnura Market Bazaar. You can't get stuff like that anywhere else in the world! If you have this stuff you're no longer following the signal, you're transmitting the signal!
"It's becoming increasingly obvious that this world's a simulation, like some intricate cosmic computer game. Here there's computer games based on this cosmic computer game, worlds within worlds. Check out some of these weird worlds. Who knows, maybe somebody in these worlds is making other worlds and talking to people like you about their world being a simulation as well!. Just keep following that signal!
"I was getting these really intense visions when 'The Galactic Shaman' was sending the songs through time, so I decided to try recreate them using the help of virtual reality. It really strengthens the healing signal from those songs."
"The frog told me I've got to take this show on the road. He said nothing can beat the healing vibes that are transmitted during one of these shows. Apparently they're legendary from the time he comes from, so get yourself along to one ASAP!"
"We've been reaching out to others in the hope of combining and strengthening our signal. There's great power released when we join forces. The signal gets stronger and the message gets clearer. I hope one day you'll join us."
"Expansion of this movement is key, so we're looking to expand our ranks. We need more psychedelic warrior poets on our side. The darkside's always expanding so we're looking to do the same."
